February 2012
now that i fixed the billing information for the gym and im finally not super sick i can go start the friggen c25k. me. a runner. just imagine. first i have to work a 9 hour shift, though. that bit is a little hard. that part i am not excited about.
i look like antonio banderes only less handsome
javeleezy:
cats are god’s most perfect creation
the most perfect creation except for puppies which are far superior yes thank you that’s what i thought you said
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Watchusedsalescarman replied to your post: the only time my cat lets me pet him is while i am…
i didn’t even know you had a cat
the only time my cat lets me pet him is while i am sitting on the toilet
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ashley just texted me and my fucking store got robbed?? jesus. this is the second time since i’ve been working there. i guess the guy was like kind of slow and it was in front of a bunch of customers. he told jess “i’m going to rob you” and she laughed because she thought he was joking?? and he was like “no. seriously.” so he bought like charcoal because he’s having a cook out apparently and...
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fancybootyshorts replied to your post: the most beautiful australian boys came into my…
they probably werent australian
dont ruin my day ashley freaking powers
the most beautiful australian boys came into my job today i don’t know what they were doing there but they even looked beautiful when i told them their credit card was declined
everyone told me that my haircut looked very nice i am very please by this
i finally got my computer back omg and it was free?? i thought it was going to be like $100 to repair. the repair ended up being like a $300 one that should not have been covered by the manufacturers warranty but some kind fellow decided to list the repair as something being defective other than me dropping my damned computer so yeah omg lucky me
do you ever feel like your brain is making thoughts faster than you can process them and you just get really overwhelmed and nauseous and just want to run or drive or sleep or puke
loftcries by purity ring
who me not physically but i got mad sympathy
i think polka dots are my new favorite thing
no mom i cant take out the trash i am too busy surfing the web
does someone want to make it less fucking cold in my house? no? ooh. wrong. not the answer i was looking for.
if you think you look like a librarian the solution is not to cut off six inches of hair. in fact if you cut off six inches of hair the chances are that you’ll just look like more of a librarian. me, a librarian. dewey decimal system, etc.
i went to the wrentham premium ass outlets with my aunt, cousin and her friend. ask me what i bought. no here don’t even strain yourself. i’ll tell you. i bought cotton balls and deodorant. oh and i got my hair cut.
question why do black guys keep hitting on me at work answer because butts
williamshitnerd asked: When i was 15 i was at this summer camp (the summer camp i still work at now) and this dude randomly tells me that he got head from a black girl. Now me and a couple others we were pretty skeptical so we were like ok. well. what's her name. so he goes "ariel" and there's this brief pause while we're waiting for a last name and he goes "blackwell" and it was the...
coolestmomparty asked: today i put my itunes on shuffle and tried to assign one person i follow on here to a song and i think you're "girlfriend" by phoenix or "girlfriend" by ty segall probably both. that made no sense. okay.
i am frustrated
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this is my night
i have literally never been more of a woman
than i am right now
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i am going to the beauty advisor meeting/spring 2012 product launch this means i get free things and i get paid to dress cute and eat pizza could you ask for anything better no you couldn’t
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christophernoel replied to your post: two months into this year and i’ve already fucked…
Like.
I want you to imagine yourself in a gigantic field of hot cocks. A dot in the distance, the Lord of Boners hovers above the sea of bristling meat and proclaims “I am the scarecrow,” but still you pay him no mind. In this valley of erections, you are in search of the one flaccid penis...
i forgot that when facebook first started letting us make groups i made one called fat and i only added meysell to it but zuckerberg thinks i need to add some more people
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there are seven pages of vibrators on walgreens.com and one of them is called “i rub my duckie” and it’s literally a rubber duck with a vibrating head so that no one knows it’s a friggen vibrator but it is
two months into this year and i’ve already fucked things up with two people your best bet is to just not talk to me ever
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at work today we were supposed to pull and 1506 these packages of 5 toy cars because the company misprinted them. one of the cars in the packages was supposed to say “knock” but the n wasn’t printed so they just said “kock” but the cars weren’t a basic item?? i guess they were part of the christmas 3 for $13.98 deal that we sold out of months ago so a bunch of...
leave me alone
i like giants by kimya dawson
When I go for a...
i am the king of suck welcome to my suck kingdom population i suck
is 45 minutes too far of a drive for a weekly adult dodgeball league i think not
im so happy for michael and paige like i honestly dont think two people deserve each other more than those two they’re the best what has it been two weeks i don’t care they’re perfect don’t you argue
evaporation condensation precipitation that is the water cycle
someone make me a playlist to mope to
how come my phone has a .com button on the keyboard but my computer doesnt
puppyluv92:
one time i got pantsed in gym class but i was wearing jeans underneath my pants so i got a 0 in gym that day one time in gym class i sat on the floor and when i tried to get up my butt was stuck to the ground because i sat in gum one time in gym class i wrote my teacher a letter asking him not to fail me and he ended up giving me a D+ one time in gym class we were...
tunechi
i have a mint mask on
“don’t hate me because i’m beautiful” - keri hilson
“it’s not easy being green” - kermit the frog
i tried to make my moms hair look nice but she ended up looking like sarah palin
i put in my application to toys r us. i wonder if i’ll get the job? i hope so. imagine! me, a babe, working in toyland.
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scottstorchh replied to your post: why is everyone talking about toast
you are either in with it or out with it
ok areon
i went to claires with my little sister to get her ears pierced and a group of like 6 thirteen year olds and i were standing in a circle waiting for my sister to cry and she didn’t cry we were all so disappointed
why is everyone talking about toast
campclearwater:
we drank an entire box and a half of caprisun oh my lord
caprisun has 25% less sugar than leading juice drinks and 100% more diarrhea
dont watch say yes to the dress all day because it’ll make your vagina want to get married and wear pretty dresses no matter how many times your brain tells it no
i judge how bad a day is by how many people from high school i see and today i saw 6
serving size 42g
wait til you see my dick
calories 250
aye bitch
total fat 22g
i’mma beat that pussy up